A Tony Moore wedding as chronicled by his best men Dexter and Next.

Before I go further there is one point that you must understand. Everything is not Mr. Moore's fault!!!

I'm Dexter and I'll be your guide as we explore the misadventures of Mr. Moore's wedding day.

Meet Mr. Moore

If you look closely you'll observe that Mr. Moore seems a bit perplexed and somewhat dumbfounded.

8:30 AM Saturday morning and there's only one thing on his mind. He's getting married in less than 5 hours.

As further proof that all was not Mr. Moore's fault, click here to see the wedding cake. When and how the cake arrived, neither I nor Next can say for sure. Does Mr. Moore deserve credit for this? Hmm, let's just say that the jury is out on that one.


You're asking for trouble when?

When you ask your boys the night before the wedding to be ready by 7 AM. For what? To drive to an adjacent city (38 miles away) pick up food from the caterer and deliver it to the reception location. But we're your boys Mr. Moore. We got your back even at SEVEN O'Clock in the morning.

Ringggggggg!!!! Ringggggggg!!!! Ahh, that would be the sound of the front desk calling with my 5:30 AM wake up call.

Ringggggggg!!!! Ringggggggg!!!! 7 AM and Mr. Moore on the other end of the phone saying "Ahem, I think that we can leave at 8 or 8:30 and still be on time."

We're your boys Mr. Moore, we got your back. Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

8:45 AM, we're on our way, 9:20 AM and mere miles from the caterer. Ringggggggg!!!! Its the caterer on Mr. Moore's cell phone. There's a problem with the stove or oven and the food won't be ready as anticipated. Caterer agrees to deliver the food as soon as it is ready.

Well boys and girls plan A just fell apart, and yes you guessed it. There is no plan B and everything hinged on plan A, which just went out the window.

[more... Mr. Moore - Locked Out]